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There are always rumors in the Disneyverse. Sometimes there are only a few,
while other times the whole Internet seems to quake under the volume of rumors.
And sometimes you have a high degree of confidence in a rumor, whereas other
times it is low.
You hear little things all the time, such as Monorail Purple
will be retired as a color for monorails (I think this is likely) or that the
big sorcerer hat at Disney’s Hollywood Studios is soon to be removed (I think
this is also likely, considering it was a WDI honcho who said publicly it would
happen "sooner rather than later.") Watch for the Tomorrowland Skyway
building to be demolished soon, too.
A different kind of rumor now making the rounds suggests that Disney has been
looking once again at the Beastly Kingdomme expansion to Animal Kingdom. The
idea would not be to use the rides as once envisioned (indeed, Dueling Dragons
at IOA is basically already what they had in mind), but to go in new directions.
Would you believe bringing over Tokyo DisneySea’s Journey to the Center of the
Earth? It’s a kind of Test-Track-type ride into a volcano, with a thrilling
finale that dwarfs the original Test Track. But this rumor has been around
before, and may not have legs.
But right now, the other two highest-octane rumors running around the Disney
online universe seem particularly potent and much more likely to occur: radical
changes to FastPass and an expansion of Magic Kingdom’s Fantasyland. Both have
enormous and far-reaching implications, if they come to pass.
Let’s start with Fantasyland. There have long been substantiated rumors that
Disney is looking to expand this area. Over the past months and years, the
reports focused on a Seven Dwarves Mine children’s coaster, a Beauty and the
Beast dark ride, and the Little Mermaid dark ride (a clone of the one going into
DCA). And place emphasis on the word "expand", rather than merely refurbish. The
idea is to push out the boundaries of Fantasyland, and gain at least some
new real estate.

Fantasyland and the former 20,000 Leagues plot of land, as
they appear now.
Within the past week, two events have occurred that raised the "alert level"
among the fans: first, the rumors increased in frequency and certainty. The
expansion was not just on the books, suddenly it was greenlit. It’s being
reported (again, unsubstantiated) that John Lasseter is the one forcing the
expansion to take place over the objections of Jay Rasulo and the Team Disney
Orlando (TDO) management. If true, that’s an extraordinary development (and one
that just makes me want to find John and buy him a drink! Or twenty.) If the
recent greenlighting were an override from Lasseter, it would explain why the
parks are currently refurbishing some of the things that are likely to go away
in the expansion: because TDO assumed it had the right to veto the expansion and
not spend the money that way. That, as well as the fact that any expansion would
take time to actually build.
Details are lacking regarding cost, but some rumors call for hundreds
of millions of dollars. As for timeline, one assumes that the pending opening of
the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (up the road at Islands of Adventure) may be
a factor. If Disney wants to open its expansion at the same time
or shortly after the IOA addition, they will probably aim for late 2010 or early
2011.
The other event to occur last week was the posting of what appears to be a
blueprint detailing the Fantasyland expansion. We can't offer the
blueprint here, lest it turn out to be real (which would make it property of the Walt
Disney Company, and not something I should be showing you).

Everything inside the colored border will be razed, and will
form the new Fantasyland.
Arguments broke out online immediately about its veracity. Was it a fake? If
it’s real, does it represent an OLD plan or the most current one? Some
MiceChat posters offered compelling arguments in both
directions, by virtue of close analysis of smudges and geometry.
I tend to believe the blueprint is real. It uses modern Disney terminology
("NEXTGEN interactive queue"), it uses placeholder names for attractions (a
common thing on blueprints this early), and most of all, it seems plausible.
What does the expansion contain, if real? One new ride (the Little Mermaid
clone from DCA), some very extensive landscape re-theming, several
meet-and-greet locations, and some vaguely labeled, small structures that
purport to be attractions (but may be on the order of the Beast’s Library rather
than a ride or full-sized show).
The expansion boils down to several mini-lands, each themed to a separate
princess. There is some precedent for this; the recently-announced additions to
Hong Kong Disneyland (such as their version of Haunted Mansion, called Mystic
Manor) similarly feature tiny lands, with little more than one attraction per
land and some additional theming around it.

Dark blue will be Belle, purple is Ariel, light green is
Cinderella, sky blue is a new Pooh area,
red is Aurora, dark green is Pixie
Hollow, and yellow is Dumbo (which is labeled
twice on the blueprint, as though
it’s two different lands.
To free up space for the mini-lands, and to de-clutter Fantasyland a little
bit, Dumbo will be moved all the way to the corner of the park. In fact, there
will be two Dumbos (someone has wittily coined the term ‘Dueling Dumbos’, which
I find amusing) to double the capacity of this perennial favorite. You can see
why they’d put a big draw in the corner of the park; it encourages visitors to
penetrate into every nook and cranny instead of crowd up in the middle. The blueprint promises a "Next-Gen"
interactive queue for the Dueling Dumbos. This, I think, will be universally
praised.
The big ride is clearly meant to be the Little Mermaid clone. On the
blueprints, it’s labeled merely as "Voyage of the Mermaid Attraction," which
fails to mimic the exact title of the DCA ride ("Ariel’s Undersea Adventure") as
well as even get the movie’s name right (where’s the "little"?), but no matter.
It’s clearly a placeholder name, and numerous insiders are certain this will be
a clone of the DCA ride, which promises to be dazzling. The footprint of the
building isn’t nearly as enormous as you’d expect for a dark ride that purports
to be on the scale of Haunted Mansion, but there’s not a lot of land to work with in DCA,
either.

The Ariel zone will be about half queue, and half ride.
Having one of the signature rides at DCA duplicated this quickly on the East
coast continues a recent tradition of cloning that has been controversial in the
fan community. On the one hand, it clearly saves the company money to harvest
two rides out of one set of development costs, which is a win for everyone. But
on the other hand, a lack of uniqueness on both coasts argues against frequent
visits to the more distant park. If you live in Phoenix, you may have less
reason to visit WDW if many of your favorite rides are already at Disneyland.
That goes double for someone in Ohio who normally visits WDW, since Disneyland
has few rides (especially newer rides) that are not also cloned at WDW. DCA was
originally a bid to make the Disneyland Resort a vacation destination, but if
there isn’t anything unique about DCA, it will continue to fail at drawing the
national and international crowds. At least, that’s true until the spectacular
World of Color opens on the DCA lagoon. Hmmm, can we have that on the DAK lagoon
please? Or replace (perhaps augment?) Illuminations?
The Fantasyland blueprints point to a fairly large building, or collection of
buildings, in the corner nearest Pinocchio Village Haus. This is a restaurant
facility and its backstage kitchens, and the main area is labeled "Be Our Guest
Restaurant." It’s an oval-shaped space that appears to be about twice the size
of the carrousel, presumably where the dining takes place. The name, theme, and
shape of the restaurant look suspiciously like an Audio-Animatronics show
proposed for Disneyland Paris, a kind of Tiki Room experience laid out in an
oval, with dancing utensils on a giant table in the middle. Could it be they’ve
turned the idea into a dining experience?
The concept of a show plus
entertainment is quite familiar; it could work like a variation of the Medieval
Times concept. That tickles the imagination because it takes a Tiki Room type
concept and marries it with a restaurant… which was exactly what the original
Tiki Room was supposed to be. The food element was cut out of it late in
development, when they found that diners could not complete their meals on the
show schedule. Nearby, a small area is
labeled Gaston’s Tavern. Don’t get your hopes up for alcohol served in the Magic
Kingdom; it’s probably just a quick service restaurant next to Be Our Guest.

Concept art from the once-planned Disneyland Paris attraction.
An awful lot of the expansion is geared toward girls. Most of the sub-lands
are themed to princess areas: Belle, Aurora, Cinderella, Ariel, and Pixie Hollow
will all lure little girls in with the promise to meet the princess and gain an
autograph. This is undoubtedly a major win for families with small children,
since meeting princesses is a huge highlight for them, and it’s too hit-or-miss
at the moment to locate them.
At the same time, though, one wonders if perhaps there is TOO much aimed at
little girls here. Will families with boys find anything of interest? What about
visitors and parties with no little girls at all—will this expansion speak to
them at all? One answer could be that the expansion isn’t meant to appeal to all
age groups. If Disney is trying to counter the Potter expansion at IOA, perhaps
it’s wise to target a different demographic, instead of going head to head over
the same demographic. And Disney’s core audience has always been families with
small children, so beefing up the offerings for such families actually makes
quite a lot of sense, given the increased competition in other demographics.
And you could pretty easily construct an argument that the Magic Kingdom (and
Disneyland before it) has always been a little too male-centric. It takes no
great leap of logic to understand why. Disneyland was built as Walt Disney’s
personal toy: his love of trains, his vision of a tech-fueled rocket future, his
concept of "exotic" means anything outside of his white male European
experience, and his interpretation of a romantic wilderness full of cowboys and
Indians are all very much "male" pursuits. Disneyland reflects Walt’s desires,
and Walt was of course biologically and culturally male. The Magic Kingdom
essentially reproduced all the male-centric concepts from Disneyland, just on a
different scale. Perhaps by installing some decidedly feminine areas, the
balance will be somewhat restored (for the first time, natch).
Besides, the Pixie Hollow area includes a play zone. While we don’t know yet
what this will look like, presumably it will be built to appeal to both boys and
girls (goodness knows my boys like playgrounds!) and Disney is quite capable of
building decent play areas. The abysmal Pooh’s Playful Spot will disappear in
the expansion (a new, much smaller Pooh meet and greet area will be constructed
from scratch), but this is hopefully not the model. I’d rather they reproduce
the fun, inventive, immersive, and large play area in Mermaid Lagoon at Tokyo
DisneySea. Well, not reproduce its theme, which would be out of place in Pixie
Hollow, but reproduce its coolness factor.
The blueprint makes mention of new castle walls, roughly going where Dumbo is
now. The idea, I assume, is to complete the castle courtyard as more of an
enclosure, and imply that the castle area ends about here. Everything outside of
the castle walls would be separated. The blueprints don't show how the theming might work, but one could imagine a medieval village: castle on the one
side, charming cottages for everything else. Or perhaps they dare to add
miniature castles to everything else? That would be intriguing, to imagine a
Fantasyland dotted with smaller castles.
In terms of specifically-designated "meet and greet" areas, the blueprint
makes mention of Winnie the Pooh, Ariel, and the Fairies. There are probably
meet and greet areas for the other mini-lands as well, but they are intriguingly
labeled differently on the blueprint. You’ve got Aurora and Cinderella each
listed as having an "attraction." What might that mean? Certainly not a ride –
there is no room – but perhaps a show? A stage show? A themed room akin to the
Beast’s Library at DCA? Living Character adoptions that show the animated
character on screen who interacts with the visitors?

The yellow areas denote buildings, castle walls, and
meet-and-greet structures.
One unsubstantiated report
(and not on the blueprint) makes mention of Cinderella’s Chateau and Sleeping
Beauty’s Birthday Surprise. Both sound like elaborate meet and greet areas,
perhaps consisting of a themed structure and a queue rather than just a backdrop
outdoors.
Belle is not mentioned explicitly as having either a meet and greet or having
an attraction, but there’s a whole sub-land dedicated to her, so one assumes
she’ll be around at least in a meet and greet area. One report not necessarily
associated with the blueprint calls for an area called "Enchanted Tales With
Belle," and that sounds about right.
Other names that have been floated – again, not seen on the blueprint – include
Triton’s Treasure, Gaston's Village, Lefou's Creperie, Scuttle’s Scavenger Hunt,
the Village Book Shop, and the Enchanted Mirror Room. Some sound like stores
(could we really get a book shop back in the park? I’d love that), but others
might be minor attractions. At a minimum, they should be well-themed.
To make room for all of this, Mickey’s Toontown Fair will be ripped out. That
land was always supposed to be temporary anyway, and the tents behind the house
facades are starting to rot away anyway. About the only part of Mickey’s
Toontown Fair still listed on the blueprint is the Barnstormer. Yet leaving that
themed to Goofy while everything around it becomes princess and Dumbo themed
seems odd. It’s a good bet that it will be re-themed and renamed the Seven
Dwarves Mine coaster, even though the existing Snow White attraction is quite
far away.
Doing away with Mickey’s Toontown Fair is not without risks. Symbolically,
the park is jettisoning the Fab Five in favor of the princesses, which might sit
well with some visiting girls, but could easily dismay others. Mickey and Minnie
did not suddenly become unpopular, and it’s a sure thing that visitors will
still want to see them. Part of the elegance of Toontown (on both East and West
coasts) is that it gave visitors a rock-solid place to find Mickey Mouse,
instead of just hoping to run into him on Main Street. Losing such certainty
would be a shame.
Perhaps they intend to relocate the Mickey meet and greet? The new
Fantasyland doesn’t mention a location. Could it be that Mickey will instead go
to Main Street U.S.A.? There’s a large, underused building in Town Square that
currently shows old cartoons but draws no crowd whatsoever. It makes some
thematic sense, too. Mickey and Main Street are both "yesteryear" and celebrated
with some nostalgia; both come from the early 20th Century.
The plans are not being met with universal acclaim online. Some fans are dismayed by
a lack of signature attractions. To paraphrase Gertrude Stein, there’s not
enough "there" there, and it looks to some eyes like just a single dark ride
attraction. On that note, I’m content to await more details before rending any
judgment. If the dark ride ends up as elaborate and well-themed as, say, the
Haunted Mansion (and even uses the same OmniMover system, as rumored), then I’ll
be pretty pleased even if that’s all it is.
As always, the proof is in the pudding. If the expansion and re-theming looks
cheap and minimal, it will be a bust. If the new streams, pathways, and
landscaping provide an exciting environment though, that could be a different story.
Hopefully the new buildings do an effective job of creating a narrative and
transporting visitors away. Experiencing a fantasy first hand is, after all, the
very mission of a place called Fantasyland.
FastPass
It’s no secret that Disney has been looking at different models for FastPass.
This has been true since 1999, when the system was first installed. Disney
wasn’t the earliest theme park operator to offer a ride-reservation system
(Cedar Fair had them before Disney), but Disney hoped to iron out the kinks and
really implement the system on a wide scale. The idea from the beginning was to
get customers out of line and into the stores and restaurants… spending money.
Why else would Disney spend extra money to staff those FP positions?
I’ve argued since 1999 that this was an unrealistic hope. Most people snag a
FastPass, sure, but they use it be in line for Space Mountain "virtually" while
they also stand in line for Big Thunder "physically." Then there are those
visitors who don’t know to use it, or who think that using it is just an option
(the reality is, you are getting ripped off big-time for total rides in a day if
you think you can just skip FP and use Standby lines, but these casual visitors
don’t know that). Worst of all, the gigantic volume of FP holders meant that
Standby lines often don’t move very fast, and the overall wait time jumped
compared to previous years.
Universal, which rolled out a similar system called Express Pass, decided
that the return on investment wasn’t high enough, and dramatically altered their
system. They ripped out the machines and declared that anyone staying at their
Universal hotels would receive a daylong Express Pass (ride as often as you
like), or you could pay a surcharge (usually $30) to get a one-day Express Pass
that is good for one visit to each ride. In this fashion, Universal monetized
the front of line passes, and otherwise gained by increasing occupancy rates at
their hotels. They only have 2,400 hotel rooms, which is not a lot, so the
impact on the Standby lines has been negligible. Wait times at Universal parks
are now within the bounds of normalcy, which was not the case when Express Pass
was available to everyone. I’ve long hoped that Disney would do something
similar.
The time may be coming. First, Disney is testing variations on the FP
enterprise at Disneyland Paris, where they are selling Magic Passes (like the
Universal pass to non-hotel-guests) for 80 Euros (about $113) per day (it was
originally 100 Euros). Over in Hong Kong Disneyland, Star Pass (a kind of
FastPass book) costs only 120 Hong Kong Dollars (about $15 in U.S. currency),
which is cheaper presumably because there are far fewer E-ticket rides (and
there are seldom long lines in HKDL).
Normally, that alone would be cause for speculation. But some semi-public
chatter from Disney park officials hinted that changes were coming here, too,
and this past weekend they started testing a "centralized" location for FastPass
at Animal Kingdom, in the machines formerly used for It’s Tough to be a Bug. If
that holds, people can get all their tickets in one spot, without needing to run
around. One assumes this will lead to tickets "running out" faster in the day.
But that’s not the bigger news. Some visitors to Disney parks started
reporting recently about surveys that inquired into attitudes toward a "paid
FastPass." This has led to other rumors (it’s sometimes hard to tell if the
first rumor spawns the second one, or if the second one corroborates the first,
so take all of this with a grain of salt) that Walt Disney World may soon be
looking at a FastPass model similar to Universal Studios Florida.
If that’s true, the theory goes, they would rip out the FastPass machines in
the parks. If you are staying at a Disney hotel, you would still get some
FastPasses. A new twist is that you’d get them ahead of time, and could really
plan out your trip (some people love this idea of pre-planning, while some hate
it… I go back and forth).
Yet more twists: the amount of FP tickets you get per day is dependent on how
long your vacation is. If you’re only staying a few days at a Disney resort,
then you’d only earn a couple FP tickets per day. If your vacation is longer,
you’d get more per day. This would function to reward those who take longer
vacations with Disney (you can see why they’d want to encourage that!)
People staying at hotels off Disney property would not get any. Locals who
live close enough to need no hotels would also get none. The rumor is silent
about annual passholders, but one assumes they would also get none, unless they
are in hotels. It would be a nice gesture if non-hotel passholders could get a
single FP per day, though… otherwise, they risk annoying a very core audience.
Ditto for the DVC crowd, which is populous, has big pockets, and has already
spent a ton of money at Disney and doesn’t want to get shafted now.
My reaction is guarded. On the one hand, I’m overjoyed if they really do rip
out the FP machines. I liked the world of spontaneity before, and this would
return "on the spot" decision-making to the parks. Well, not for those with
"planned" FP tickets, I guess. But on the other hand, I’m worried that the
actual rollout might miss a chance to alter the way FP ruins lines.
Let me put it another way: much depends on the execution. If they simply take
the number of FP tickets issued in a day (for the sake of argument, let’s say
200,000 issued in the Magic Kingdom on a busy day, a number I get from guessing
that 50,000 people each get four FP on average) and then distribute those to the
people staying the hotels, then I will feel like I’ve been taken advantage of
greatly. Why? Because keeping the number of FP tickets steady would mean that
the Standby lines would stay just as long as they are today: 80 minutes for
Peter Pan or Soarin’, 60 minutes for Splash Mountain or Rock ‘n Roller coaster.
This is a golden opportunity for them to change the entire equation.
What if they dole out the FP tickets as perks to their hotel guests, but
reduced the net number of tickets in the system? What if you only had
100,000 FP tickets sloshing around on a given day at the MK? I’m certain that
would mean Standby lines would move faster. By definition, there are half as
many people returning with tickets, so the people in the Standby lines could be
allowed to proceed twice as often. Wouldn’t that make it a forty minute wait for
Soarin and a 30 minute wait for Splash Mountain? Those are reasonable numbers
and within the bounds of sanity. Best of all, it would happen in a system where
those who paid Disney’s higher hotel prices got a benefit out of it (a few FPs,
at least) but it didn’t happen in a way that made everyone else’s vacation
utterly miserable.
Much depends on the execution: Can Disney really limit it to 100,000 FP
tickets at the MK on a single day? Is the Universal Studios model even
applicable at Disney, when Uni has 2,400 rooms and Disney 30,000?
Let’s try some back-of-the-envelope math, with the usual caveat that I’m
freely inventing some numbers here that could be off (in fact, numbers are rounded for convenience):
Rooms at Disney hotels: 30,000
Average people per room: 3.3
Total people at Disney hotels: 100,000
Disney parks: 4
Disney-hotel-guests at each Disney park: 100,000 divided by four
parks = 25,000
If you gave three FP tickets to 25,000 people in the Magic Kingdom, you have
given out only 75,000. That’s well under the 100,000 I was hoping
for.
Assuming these numbers are even in the ballpark of accuracy, much depends on
how generous they are with tickets. If the person on a short stay only gets 1-2
tickets, while the person on the weeklong stay gets 3 tickets per day, and the
person on a 8+ day vacation gets 4-5 tickets per day, we’d easily still make the
numbers I’m hoping for. But if they get overly generous and issue 5-6 tickets to
everyone, with 8-9 tickets given out to the long-vacation folks, then there will
be too many tickets sloshing around the system, and Standby lines will stay long
and intolerable.
I hope they keep the ticket count down. Everyone would win! Well, the
off-site hotels lose, as do Universal and SeaWorld, since a new trick like only
giving FP tickets to Disney hotel visitors will do even more to keep people
staying at Disney.
It’s a natural outgrowth of the "Destination Disney" program, which is an
umbrella concept for "getting people to come to, stay at, and
spend all their money at Disney." The Magical Express shuttle service
from the airport encourages people to not rent a car, the Magic Your Way ticket
pricing encourages people to spend every last day at Disney since it’s so darn
cheap to add just one more day, Extra Magic Hours encourages visitors only to
stay at Disney hotels, and the Dining Plan options encourage people to spend the
equivalent of one counter-service and one table-service meal *every* day rather
than just once in a while. Disney’s added variations of late, such as Free
Dining or Free Days on the hotel rooms, which have contributed to the parks
doing extremely well during this recession. There has been no lack of lines at
Walt Disney World, because they’ve played their cards right.
Just to keep things interesting, there is additional chatter that the
FastPass changes, whatever they turn out to be, might make heavy use of RFID, a
kind of low-cost GPS system, possibly embedded right into the admission media.
The parks would know where you are, and could issue coupons, special offers, and
FastPasses based on your location. This is heady stuff, and the possibilities
(as well as the privacy concerns) could be enormous.
Once again, this is based on a rumor or two and may turn out to be so much
smoke, so we all need to be cautious about jumping the gun here. It might
even be a trial balloon floated by Disney to gauge the probable customer
reaction. The rumor says nothing about Disneyland, but one assumes the different
clientele base there would argue for a different approach.
Fingers crossed. If this is done right, it will surely mean sanity and joy
(and fairness!) returned to the WDW rides. That would be great news for
everyone.
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